The Fabulous Bastard from Chicago

John Alderman

Steve Desmond

Maria Lease

Nancy

Vicki Carbe

Maria

Gary Kent

Wes (as Phil Brady)

Bambi Allen

Spinster O'Malley

Reed Hadley

Narrator (voice)

James E. Myers

Carl 'Fats' Percelli

R. Michael Stringer

Skinner

Dan Sonney

Joe the Bartender

David F. Friedman

Heavy (uncredited)